27?purfect!

You know when your birthday is, but how old should you really be getting married?

(just put an x next to the things that apply to you)

[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee.

[ ] I keep track of dates using a calendar.

[ ] I own more than one credit card.

[ ] I know how to change the oil in a car.

[x] I know how to do my own laundry.

[x] I vote every election.

[x] I can cook for myself...

[ ] I think politics are exciting.

[ ] I balance my checkbook.

[x] My parents have better things to say than my friends.

Total : 5

[ ] I show up for school/college/work every day early.

[ ] I always carry a pen in mypocket/purse/handbag.

[ ] I've never gotten a detention.

[ ] I have never gotten completely trashed.

[ ] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once.

[x] I like to take walks by myself.--if tga tensen n need to be alone!

[x] I've watched talk shows.

[x] I know what 'credibility' means without looking it up.

[x] I drink coffee at least once a week.

Total : 4

[x] I know how to do the dishes.

[x] I can count to 10 in another language.

[x] When I say I'm going to do something I do it...

[x] My parents trust me

[ ] I can mow the lawn.

[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.

[ ] I remember to water the plants.

[x] I study when I have to.

[ ] I pay attention at school/college.

[ ] I remember to feed my pets.

Total : 6

[x] I can spell 'experience' without looking it up

[ ] I work out on a regular basis.

[x] I clean up my own mess.

[ ] The people at Starbucks know me by name.

[x] My favorite kind of food is take out.

[x] I have gained weight since middle/high school.

[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up i get caffeine.

[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.

[ ] I understand political jokes the first time they are said.

[x] I can type quickly.

Total : 6

[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.

[ ] My only friends are from my place of employment.

[x] I have been to a tupperware party.

[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.

[ ] I have more bills than I can pay.

[ ] All my friends are older than I am.

[x] I can say no to staying out all night.

[x] I use the internet every day.

[x] My wardrobe hasn't changed in awhile.

[x] I can read a book and actually finish it...

Total : 6

Add up all the numbers and repost this as:"My marriage age is 27"..

which is..

5 years to go
dats exactly what ive planned..
na travel2 dlu..
gi visit shanaz syg @ makassar by 24..and pg back pack europe..
25 na bwk mama n yaya gi umrah..
26 tunang..if not bwu mengagau na carik calon..boley?..
middle 27..tatatadaa tatatadaa..*wedding song*
hahahha!

some say..lambatnye..
ala kte plan tp tuhan yg tentukan..
ye dok?
ahahah~
so let tyme tell..
just pray to god jadila ape2 yg terbaek utk saye~
amin~
ehe!

pS:
kak kerry, az, efie..dat KG.dot is officially a KG.dot witch with a B coz
witch with a b=desperate people come in desperate measures..~
u know whut i meant..
=p

saye sukew taw..tawwwww~...ehee!

and ini post utk 'org' yang i tak love..

had a great gossip
with some..xoxo..gossip gurl..
and akuw mendapat sumber ini..

"tau= tawwww,kau = kawwwwwwww.....dot dot dot..."

well...
sape tiruw2 i ni..
haih...
ta de keje laen la tuw...

fo ure info..
well i know u read my blog..
and i ta kuase nak tgk fs korg ke blog korg
well tapi org2 told me..
dat some Witch with a B...
and tetibak *eh ni ayat kaw ke*..sorry..ahhaha..
gave ayat yang mcm sinical...*ayat sumber kat atas tu ta hbs..no need to hbs kan la..coz u sendri know what u wrote kan?*
those story coz people rase...ini mcm sinical to ira je..
at fes i wasnt notice...which part of d sentence even were sinical to me..*sengal*
tp org len pasan..and told me..and i realize..
ha ah..akuw suke tules chamtuw..

sbb ni...

'ini kan trademark ira..'

well saye akui...mmg trademark ira..ehem ehem..chamni..TAW (and ade "TM" kecik kat ats)

ta paham..
y do u haf problem on how i write
ade akuw mintak duwet kaw mase akuw na tules??..(lagi akuw suke gune..ade rase na muntah ta??)

well..i love myself too much to care on whatever u say
u r just a big bug on my windshield
u better fly away before i start my wiper n squash u...muahahahah!

whatever it is..

i sukew gune ituw yew...

nak muntah muntah lew...

i pedulik apeww...

ahahhaha!

saye sukew saye sukew!!..

lantak kawwwwwwww~

u r one a..

KG.dot..

to az: saye suke d terms KG.dot wak..sgt suit d Witch with d B
from KG wannabe BDR and end up being a BTH...*boley ke camtu...ape aku merepek ni..ahahha*

whatever it is..

saye..sangat..tak....sukeww kawwww..tawwwwww..

hah!

pegi men jawoh2!

for d people i love..i'l be there~

(*syarat: kene bace blog ni with d song..so tunggu die buffer baru bley bace..okkay!*)

i dedicate this post n d song
especially for u..

kak kerry..
efie sayang...
and my besties forever n ever..mejetol!

kak kerry~
sayang ta mo sedey2 kay...
dlu akak selalu ckp kat ira..
one day..ill find sum1 dat makes me happy..
and is worth for every love i have for..
trust me sayang..u will..
everybody will...
stand up straight..and b tuff...
coz d goodness in u..deserve every good things in life..
and babe..
i'l spread u d love as u give d most care n love to me..
like i said..
if hes ures..hes ures...
tyme will tell n only u knows whats best for u..
but for d tyme being...
fill ure heart with joy n laughter....
dont let anything to drain down ure tears kay..
as all d burden is on ure shoulder..
i wish i could help u to ease all that..
and b there for u always...
just call my name~
and tatadadaaaa!..athirah d kuwat to d rescue!...ehee~
kay sayang!

efie sayang~
begitu juge kamu..
i know ure in a hard tyme..
with ayah saket..and d emotions jumbled up inside..
but sayang..
smile kay..
keep smiling...coz kamu sangat chomey dgn nya..ehehhe!
im always here for u kay kay..
sumtime i slipped..
but den i grab u..n im up!
begitu juge kamu kay...kamu jatoh..saye dan jermen akan hulur tgn utk kamu!..
ehehhe~
and sumtimes sayang..letting go..doesnt mean u give up with it..
but u care n love d most..and its d best u should do....
sayang ta mo pk kan org laen sgt kay..
sumtimes kaw haros tink abt ureself fes ta0..
i know dats whut in u..tp ta mo bg org take u fo granted kay..
now ta mo sedey2~
aku dan jermen selalu disini..
lorve u like hel sayang..
and babe..i'l be there utk kamu selaluw!

to mejetol mejetol sayang saye gile gile!!!...
sayang...dont feel bad or down..
cos sayang ure as high s d sun..shining and give life to the living things below...
sayang..we love u just the way u r..me ..sha n cheq jem kamuw...
dont tink bad abt ureself..coz we could see rainbows in u..n it makes us smile...
sayang kaw ta mo sedey2 kay..
u r beautiful as you are..
and nothing n NOBODY can ever deny dat..
berani la..aku sekeh pale!..
sayang kaw jgn rase lonely n sunyi d upm..
u will never loose cheq jem kamu..saye dan sha..
aku commute everyday back n forth from semenyih..
just beep2 me..and aku akn emergency break dan stop d UPM..for u kay..!..*over gile cite*
lorve u like hell ta0...
il always be here fo u..
carik akuw!..jgn simpan sorg2 kay..
and jgn bg batman sbg alasan..
aku sekeh pale ka0 jugak!...
with or without batman..
aku tetap disini utk kaaw!
love u syg!
muahhhhh!!!


Title: Mariah Carey - I'll Be There lyrics

You and I must make a pact
We must bring salvation back
Where there is love
I'll be there
I'll reach out my hand to you
I'll have faith in all you do
Just call my name
And I'll be there

I'll be there to comfort you
Build my world of dreams around you
I'm so glad that I found you
I'll be there with a love that's strong
I'll be your strength
I'll keep holding on

Let me fill your heart with joy and laughter
Togetherness is all I'm after
Just call my name
I'll be there
I'll be there to protect you
With an unselfish love
I'll respect you
Just call my name
And I'll be there

I'll be there to comfort you
Build my world of dreams around you
I'm so glad that I found you
I'll be there with a love that's strong
I'll be your strength
I'll keep holding on

If you should ever find someone new
I know she'd better be good to you
'Cause if she doesn't I'll be there

I'll be there I'll be there
Just call my name
I'll be there I'll be there I'll be there
Whenever you need me I'll be there

...coz u rise like the sun...and i bloom like a flower...ehe!

i love u sayang sayang n sayang..muah!

Monday goes like dis~

My Monday~

A lil bit Monday blues

Tatkala tinggal berdue je dgn pejal..

Cheq jemil saket kaki pule..kaki bengkak..*cham org tue*..so die MC..

So tinggal berdue ngan cheq jal..

Arrived early at the office..as sbb papa anto kan..

Kalaw sendri drive lembab sesaje..hehhe~

Hopefully papa betolkan keta today..ehe!..but if hes bz den its ok..asal ader org anta n amek gwe keje ok la..kalaw kene jln kaki..hukhukhuk..sedey…

So..papa anto yaya n ajim to Technic..n drove me to the office..

Texted cheq jal..asking r dey on dier way to serting mill ordy..cheq jal informed me that..pg hr selasa..

Yeyyyyy! At least to day got teman!>.ehehhe!!!

So today breakfast early..berdue ngan cheq jal..ala cheq jal..jatoh saham aku..kang engineer2 ni ingt kaw boypren akuw plak..ahahahah!..*gedik gatal*..so melantak nasi goreng ngan 3 nugget..*mane tak debab..*

Den nek lab..n start working on d manuals for foremans kat kilang2..susun..stapled..n bind..50 set ye..byk gell okay..

Den wake up call for batman…*liat gile na bgn..!*

Den lunch mama tapau kan nasik…lauk kurmak daging..*my fave*..n ikan masak tauchu..oh sedap bangat~~..cheq jal tapaw nasik kat infocafe..and joined me makan upstairs..makan sambil tgk video2 lawak yg ade dlm laptop ni..n gelak2..cham org gile due org..*nasib bek tak gile*

Den lalalla…update blog..lallala…*batman tak bangon2*…penat nak kejot dah.biarkan die..huh*

Around 6 went back…mama amek..den anta maktok balek umah dlu…*maktok ade scan tadi kat UMMC…checkup for after treatment for breast cancer..*…sian maktok..she looks sgt chomey…ehhee!

Den balek umah jap…berlari ke toilet..ehehe…den shoot off to ..the MAE HOE..MAE HOE tu is my fave salon kat semenyih…To cut my hair..*2 inch je*…and wash n blow….

Since baru pindah sampai skang..d whole family does d hair der..eehe…from cut..to wash…to rebond..to set rambot for dinner…*aku la tuh..ehhehe*…sme lah..from papa to yaya to mama to abang..and me!..ahahhaa..

Dey give d best service..for a small town call semenyih…imagine..10 bucks…shampoo 2x..(shampoo biase..if shampoo bagus add rm2..bau sedap ade sejok je kepale)..urut sedap gile…kepale..belakang smpai pinggang..lengan…sampai jari..and last sekali…die tarik2 jari2 sampai bunyi..yaya kene urut sampai burp2 kuar angin..hahhaa…mmg d best…den die basoh…last sekali…d best part…die gune dolphin-like-machine…urut belakang…sedap gileeeeerrrr!...sgt worth it..and murah..

Sangat2 best…mmg 2 thumbs up la…plus amoi2 die chomey…*batman sure suke*…got dis 1 gurl name ANGEL…shes cute..nice..and chinese yg pandai ckp melayu..kalaw usik2 die…she will…’ya awah..’..*a pelat version of ya allah..i tink*..hahhahaa…*lagila batman suke..huh!*

Den kalaw nak add up oil for d hair..add up another rm2..

ANGEL~

d dolphin-like-machine yang urut sedap..


and rambot baru kami...

So I pon msg batman…and soh die antie dtg sini wash hair..kalaw lelaki..becoz of dey has short hair..dey ade extra service..is cuci muke…sedap giler..i penah request for it..and man it feels good..tu belom gi dermalogica ke spa ke lagi..dem dem~…heheh~

Setelah penat pwomote2 to batman…he ble ckp..’ha bg alamat die..i na pg la..sorg2..’…ape??..berani kauw!..ta de ta de..*tarek tinge sampai merah*…u dok situ amoi basoh rmbt..i dok tepi..chekak pinggang n tapping my heels..ok?...hahhahahha…padan muke!..sengal!

I bg out of 5 stars..i bg 4..my standard of salon la..yg mampu..hehhe~..i ta mampu gi MICO salon cham batman..huh!.*berlagak*..

Den gi pasar malam..dis is d best part..foood galoreeeee!..i loike…oh yeah~

2 pasar malam ea ktorng pg..kesuma n riching..selambe…bot..nasi lemak kukus 6 bungkus..papa je 2 bungkus..hehe..chicken wing madu...*sedap gile*..and donuts 11 biji…mama ta masak sbb d whole day umah tak de electric..n mama went to hospital fo maktok’s check up

And as I jalan2 while waiting fo d nasi lemak tu siap..i stop at this 1 stall…sme football stuff…and my eyes stop at this 1 cute lil red thing..and I trus teringt my batman!..sebab die MU fan..*menyampah*..n I grab lorh..hehhe!...and dat thing wat aku malu bangat sekejap..hahhahaha~….-à**tu anti I citer..utang story…**..and I suke this 1 baby-tee jersy..tapi die Man U..alaaa~..uhukuhuk!...tp I like d red..red n blue..red agie lawa..tp MAN U…hmmm~…*still akan difikir kan..ahaha..well it is CHANTEK!..team favouritism n fanaticism di tolak tepi..kejap..ehhehe)

And balek umah..cuci keta ‘tersayang’ yang ta wat problem sangatlah..ehh mane ade..takdelah..keta ni ok..baek..*whatever*....masok bilek..penat..mandi..couple of texts with batman..n I dozed off…

Yeay yeay..keta dah baek..esok bley drive…

Na jumpe Mejetol sayang..coz she tga sedey…and I na gi visit sayang saye ituw…to give a lil pwezie I bot just to cheer her up…n hug her tite tite..muahhhh!

And to show syg saye my new new hair..*poyo gile*

KIV-->mysterious lil red thing

happy birthday KHALIDA~

saturday~
bday my lil cozin ELLY~
yang ke lapan~
heee!
today it was z bz bz super bz day for me..
dok kat first living room
and buat my own handmade souvenior for batman saye!
and den..tak cukop benang!!!..
so pg semenyih rouind satu semenyih..tak de benang itam..
last2 gi kajang..
with mama..
and bot d benang..and cake for elly's bday..
i choosed...'THE POWER PUFF GIRL'..
heee~
and den gi amek my bro..*die ta hbs2 dengan snow cap die..ape jadah?..malas nak handle rambot kate die..yolah*
and in d nite..
party!!!
ramai dtg..jiran2 la basically
heee~



food heaven!
powerpuff!

happy bday sayang!!!

and dats how d day went..

ouh d souvenior fo batman..next post!..ehe!

esok jumpe batman!..hee!

week ender~

fes of all..
d food presentation for today..
allala~
hehehe!


nasi beriyani+ayam kampung yang sedap gileeerr-->lunch

puding jagung
kueh teaw goreng..kakak ipar cheq kam masak..sedap gileerr!

ini konpem batman bising..sbb..junks~

aaaaa.ini mmg d best!..cinnamon pretzel!...thankiu pejal..ke cheq kam a??..hahha

and so..today..lunch pegi makan kat RESTORAN ANJE @ seksyen 15 bangi..di belanja pn fatah..sbb last day for d trainees..cheq kam n farah..

sedap giller nasi beriyani die...!!!

bosh saye!
pejal n jemil
diva gedik!
abg Z??

diva gatal~

patu after work..mama picked me up..

patu headed to Alamanda..

and hentam WAFFLE lagieee!
with..beautician..mama..yaya n ajim~

and tlg yaya pilih jam utk boypren die..

meh akuw bta0 name die..sedap and like wow!

SALMAN NAIM MUBARAK..bin ape tak ta0..

wow kan name die..

chomey pon chomey~

hehhehe~

dek topup kan akak kalaw nak adik..*gangster*

ouh!..

and i bot my self a watch...kat vincci..

suke sebab cham ladylike gile..*ta penah seumur idop pakai jam chamni*..

hehhehe~

and so dats how my day is..
weekend to come..

yeeehaaaaa!

happy birthday sayang2 saye~

today..
bday sayang saye..efie...and sham...
sham tu..bleh la sayang sket2..*anti ade org marah..ahahhah*

SI CHUMEY AFIQAH AZLAN...eFiE~


shes turning 22 today..
shes d bestest companion ever..we company each other..
excited ke..sedey ke..touching ke..
happy times together...sad times together..
still remember mase i baru2 broke up..
and i was like so down..and mase tu ta de keta..
she companied me..we went off to pentronas beli 1 kotak besor apple juice..and roller-coaster..
and picnic@titiwangsa....mengadap eye-on-malaysia..@ 11 oclock malam!
and we cried together..and den laff together..
thanks sayang..for giving me all d support i needed in my utmost crucial tyme..
i lorve u sangat2!!
and sangat2 rinduw...!
mase nak exam hrtuh..berkampong kat McD bangsar with her..
tgk bola bersame2 die dan jerman...
kami ber3 mmg bersame2....
misch ya soo much~...

sgt suke merengek..'awak..touching la chamni...*sambil buat gaye air mate turun*'..tu la ayat die selalu..ehehe~
sbb saye slalu wat die touching...
sayang kaw sangat2..afiqah azlan!!!...
jermen wish ta?*opssss!*..ahahaha..




die merengek~.ehehe!


SI SENGAL HISHAM..sHaM..

^gambar ni..i once said..1 kampong ble nangis woo tgk die pakai kemeja ni..^

-->and die ta paham kenape..

-----sebab..kaw kan selalu dok pakai baju kotak2 biru gelap ala2 baju tdo kaw *jadik sweater* gi class..(tapi aku pinjam gak tyme2 sejok kat lab..ehhee~)...so bile pakai macam ni..*tyme thesis viva*..amboi semart nyemart le bagai..1 kg bley nagis wooo..eheheh-----

well..ini budak~
cosmate ku..
known him since like...1st year..
1 kolej dlu...
den die dok lua..bersame napie~...
memule tgk.macham chomel..
dah kenal..hmmm....yolah..hahaha
dlu tyme2 ta de keta..
selalu lepas class...saye wat muke chomey..
and 'shaaaaamm~...nak tumpang..'...ehehhe~
and die tumpangkan..bayek budaknye..*bodek*..
thanku beb..kasi akuw tumpang2 keta kaw..and bully2 kaw...ehee!



HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO THE BOTH OF YOU!!
may all d greatness in d world
belongs and revolves around you~
muahhh!!!



tata~

im counting ere~

TOT exhibition n seminar @ MPOB

TOT
'transfer of technologies'
an exhibition n seminar..
where MPOb introduce d new technologies of palm oil..
and aku introduce kan diri aku sendri..
menyebok kat booth..sambil curi garlic bread bersame cheq kam..aha!
and snap pics ta suda2..

patu had lunch..BERDUE..dgn faizal..
eceh!
azmil ngan en zubir kua amek brg bos..
cheq kam n farah dok jage booth..tunggu 'peter pan'..
tinggal la gwe berdue ngan pejal..
lunch kat infocafe..pejal banje...
THANKIU PEJAL!!
den cheq kam n farah join..
den balek lab..
berfoya2 lagi..
download cross-stitch patterns..
ehe!

mission--> na wat cross-stitch manyak2..

antie da siap i post ea..ehe!

so balek keje..singah kedai jahit..and beli benang for cross-stitch..
da lame ta buat..ehee!










and so dats my tuesday goes..

till later~

monday not so blues~

my monday was okkay~
even without my car...
*roadtax mati*..
huhuhu..~
so tumpang kak aida.(my cozin) off to work...
had breakfast with d 2 chipmunks..
and had nasi goreng sedap infocafe~..
ehe!
and buwat keje!
menaip~
duhhh~~

bos saye pon bekerja..~
berdiscussion~
di tepi oven..ehe!
den lunch went off to warta bangi
had pizza hut..
and saye dapat DELI WINGS SAYEEE!~
aaaaahh.sedap sekali~
ehehe!




den balek..tumpang abg harun..(my cozins husband).
bersame kak aida..
tunggu di tepi jalan yang..mamat sengal dok kaca0..
kalaw emsem ta pe jugak..
wAKAKAKKAKAKAK~


went to puchong
umah abg zul..abg haron na tlg die pasang astro..
org2 berlagak kate 'ala kejap je..senang je'..
kaw 2 jam pon ta dapat signal agie..
ahahhaha~
me n kak aida borak2..and pasang langsir..

and amek gmbr ini orang..sbb na assign pictures kat contact hp..


and anda2 sme..gmbr anda telah masok dlm hp saye..
jadi kalaw korang call..terpampang la muke korng yg ala-ala chomel tu di screen hp saye..
*amaran-jgn mengade2 na cal2 slalu bg akuw tgk muke korng ea!..aku sekeh pale sorng!*


and on d way back to semenyih..
i sat at the back seat..
boringnyee~
lagu oldskul melayu..rock2 kapak..
den i look up in d sky..
wahhh d moon!..
i snap pics!
and i think..
msg batman a soh die tgk d moon..
so we're looking at d moon together..
*konon2 sweet aa..ntah pape*..
tp ape jadahnye..
kte sini tgk boo-lan..
die kat sane tgk matahari..
*tepok dahi*..
haih~
*ta jadi sweet akuw!*

and dats d end of my monday~

not so blues~

ehe!